"LunaticNeko" said:
"Amarth" said: Some jokes about the top-down perspective, perhaps? Why did I start thinking about Mai'q the Liar?
"Who would want the world with DEPTH?! This world is totally flat anyway! This is pointless." (3D) "People asked me if they could ride a mountless cart with two wheels. TWO! How could that thing stay upright?" (Bikez) "I saw a man with a ... something that looks like a crossbow but holds no bolts and burns things down. He calls it a ... a ... razor piston? What is it then?" (Notrium) Yes. M'aiq the Liar was one of my favourite easter eggs in both Morrowind and Oblivion.
"M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun." "Some people wish to throw their weapons. That seems foolish to M'aiq. If you hold your weapon, you only need one." "Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots." "M'aiq prefers to adventure alone. Others just get in the way. And they talk, talk, talk." "People always enjoy a good fable. M'aiq has yet to find one, though. Perhaps one day." "I do not wish to fight on horseback. It is a good way to ruin a perfectly good horse... which is, to say, a perfectly good dinner." "I don't know why one would want to destroy a building. It takes time to make it. Much time."
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