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    The Flashy Adventure Experiment

    Crazy 15 years ago
    Curious URL there, MK.

    (same link fixed because i have too much free time, apparently)
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    E_net4 15 years ago
    Pick up the pumpkin.
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    Amarth 15 years ago
    "Vacuus" said:
    That's not right, you'd need to find the PID of dragon if it was a linux box:

    dragon=$(ps -ef|grep dragon|awk ' { print $2 } ')
    kill $dragon

    Or even: kill $(ps -ef|grep dragon|awk ' { print $2 } ')
    See?

    Hell, even that might not work.
    killall dragon
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    E_net4 15 years ago
    "Amarth" said:
    "Vacuus" said:
    That's not right, you'd need to find the PID of dragon if it was a linux box:

    dragon=$(ps -ef|grep dragon|awk ' { print $2 } ')
    kill $dragon

    Or even: kill $(ps -ef|grep dragon|awk ' { print $2 } ')
    See?

    Hell, even that might not work.
    killall dragon
    What if there is more than one dragon? We cannot risk killing them all, as there could be friendly dragons.
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    MageKing17 15 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    "Amarth" said:
    "Vacuus" said:
    That's not right, you'd need to find the PID of dragon if it was a linux box:

    dragon=$(ps -ef|grep dragon|awk ' { print $2 } ')
    kill $dragon

    Or even: kill $(ps -ef|grep dragon|awk ' { print $2 } ')
    See?

    Hell, even that might not work.
    killall dragon
    What if there is more than one dragon? We cannot risk killing them all, as there could be friendly dragons.
    No, kill 'em all. If they choose to call themselves "dragons," they're obviously not worthy of survival.
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    Grim Reaper 15 years ago
    "Amarth" said:
    Search arms. Again.

    Why do you keep insisting on doing nonsense like that? *sigh*

    You search your ARMS not again, but for the very first time ever since this... "game" started, and find a tiny dragon.

    >_
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    Grim Reaper 15 years ago
    "MageKing17" said:
    kill dragon

    You attempt to vanquish the dragon with your migh- ...well, less-than-mighty fist (damn fourth wall!).

    You fail spectacularly. The dragon is saddened by the sudden, inexplicable use of brute force. You feel like a douchebag.

    >_
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    Amarth 15 years ago
    Aww.

    Hug dragon.
    Give very combustible alcohol to dragon.
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    E_net4 15 years ago
    I knew it! There are friendly dragons after all!

    Give the pumpkin to the dragon.
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    Crazy 15 years ago
    > Apologize to the dragon and try to make up for it with a little animated dance.
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    Anonymous1157 15 years ago
    "Keep the dragon as a party member." Lol, RPG.

    Alternatively, you could just keep trying "kill dragon && yes" until it works.

    ...

    ... AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE DAMNED PUMPKIN.
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    Vacuus 15 years ago
    Give dragon to pumpkin
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    Narvius 15 years ago
    Get red herring from pumpkin :3
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    Pete 15 years ago
    Find and touch any orange objects you can.

    (We are. Gonna do. Stuff with that pumpkin.)
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    Anonymous1157 15 years ago
    "Pete" said:
    Find and touch any orange objects you can.

    (We are. Gonna do. Stuff with that pumpkin.)
    Well, brilliant. Now he'll just come up with an excuse to only be able to reach the text on the wall.
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    Narvius 15 years ago
    Hey, it's called an experiment. Probably he wants to see our reaction when he ignores the pumpkin no matter what :3
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    Grim Reaper 15 years ago
    "Crazy" said:
    > Apologize to the dragon and try to make up for it with a little animated dance.

    You apologize to the dragon and offer to perform a sophisticated yet amusing dance to make up for your horrible behaviour.

    The dragon accepts your apology, and your offer, joining in on the fun as well.

    >_
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    Crazy 15 years ago
    > Ask the dragon for advice on what to do next
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    E_net4 15 years ago
    Tell the dragon to fire breath into the 4th wall.
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    Anonymous1157 15 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    Tell the dragon to fire breath into the 4th wall.
    The fourth wall is now known to have a metal door. He will only hurt himself when the fire bounces back at him.

    Anyhow... "Offer the dragon some pumpkin."
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    Amarth 15 years ago
    I approve of the latest post. Heartily.

    Ask the pumpkin whether it lies.
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    Vacuus 15 years ago
    That wont yell you much, if it were lying it'd say no, else if it were truthful it may say yes or no.

    Feed pumpkin to dragon
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    E_net4 15 years ago
    Dude, stop making the pumpkin eat the dragon! The pumpkin is most probably evil!

    ...
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    Crazy 15 years ago
    > Perturbedly conjecture on where the hell you pulled that walking stick from
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    Joozey 15 years ago
    > Hit the dragon with your stick to knock it out, then kill it but be sure not to leave any physical damage. Break the stick in half and use a splinter to carefully carve open the dragon. Now pull out your coat and unraffle some wool thread. Extract two wings with muscles from the dragon and mount them on top of your hat using the thread. Now pull out some iron thread from the sleeves and attach them to the wings, around and under your hat.

    Rest to find a battery pack and a pulse emmiter, and your winged hat will be fully functional.
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    Anonymous1157 15 years ago
    "Joozey" said:
    > Hit the dragon with your stick to knock it out, then kill it but be sure not to leave any physical damage. Break the stick in half and use a splinter to carefully carve open the dragon. Now pull out your coat and unraffle some wool thread. Extract two wings with muscles from the dragon and mount them on top of your hat using the thread. Now pull out some iron thread from the sleeves and attach them to the wings, around and under your hat.

    Rest to find a battery pack and a pulse emmiter, and your winged hat will be fully functional.
    You mean person. We need that dragon to remain in the game for as long as possible! (CoughImfurrycough)
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    Pete 15 years ago
    What, kill that cute little thing, mutilate its dead body in a gruesome fashion and perform acts again nature, just so you can get a flying ARMS?
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    wolf359 15 years ago
    Give your arms and your hat to that orange thing that resembles a pumpkin.
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    Anonymous1157 15 years ago
    If this is never finished, I will be very angry.

    ... And quite bored.
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    E_net4 15 years ago
    "Anonymous1157" said:
    If this is never finished, I will be very angry.

    ... And quite bored.
    This. Gaze upon it.
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    Grim Reaper 14 years ago
    "Crazy" said:
    > Perturbedly conjecture on where the hell you pulled that walking stick from

    What walking stick?

    >_
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    Anonymous1157 14 years ago
    FINALLY. I RUV ROO.

    Anyhow. "Ask the dragon how s/he got in your hat."
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    E_net4 14 years ago
    Extract a magic wand from the hat.
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    Thaif 14 years ago
    Wonder why the dragon has only one wing in the middle of it's spine. Endeavor to find the little green freak another wing.
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    Anne 14 years ago
    My turn:
    Open the metal door - which is actually a window - on the fourth wall and let the birds in.
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