"Grim Reaper" said:
Even if you can't hear it, it can still be there, y'know.

"Shingo" said:
If you guys don't know what a Manwich is, then: I sayest unto thee, "Yea, and I do fart in thine general direction and supposed location."

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[17:24] <Idiota|DF> roar
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[17:24] <Idiota> ns identify ********
[17:24] <Idiota> er...
[17:24] <Idiota> glad Crazy didn't see that

<Idiota> well, listen to this
<Idiota> I was just seeing the traders leave
<Idiota> and a while later I noticed red water coming from upstreeam
<Idiota> the /whole/ river was red
<Idiota> of blood
<Idiota> so I checked the unit list
<Idiota> caravan dead, plus 6 carps and a fox
<Idiota> so I looked at the crimescene
<OniKoneko> I should have Hellgate... eventually
<Idiota> and I managed to deduct that the 2 axedwarves jumped into the water to slaughter the carpfish
<Idiota> and then drowned
<OniKoneko> XD
<Niwsters> What?!
<Niwsters> o_O
<Idiota> and then the unguarded caravan encountered a vicious /fox/
<OniKoneko> Apparently there are 3 days left for Hellgate.
<OniKoneko> XD
<Niwsters> LOL?
<Idiota> and jumped after the axedwarves in fear of the vicious /fox/
<Idiota> and then the caravan mule trampled the fox and ran for it
<Idiota> xD
<Niwsters> XD
<Idiota> fucking brilliant if you ask me
<OniKoneko>
<Idiota> because I was just draining water into my moat
<OniKoneko> So you have a red moat?
<Idiota> and it was red of blood *chuckle*
<Idiota> it faded eventually though
<Idiota> but still, I had a lot of fun playing a detective and finding out what happened

[17:38] <Madgamer> LoL, merchant just got berserk and killed his companions.
[17:38] <!OniKoneko> XD
[17:38] <!OniKoneko> Why do dwarves go berserk?
[17:38] <Madgamer> I think its because I still didn't make a trade depot >.>
[17:38] <!OniKoneko> XD
[17:39] <!OniKoneko> Prolly.
[17:39] <!OniKoneko> "We want to trade but... no... trade... depot..."
[17:39] <!OniKoneko> "GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HOW CAN WE TRADE WITH NO DEPOT?!?!?!?!?!"
[17:39] <!OniKoneko> "HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW????!!!!!!!!!!!"
[17:39] <!OniKoneko> "I'LL MAKE ONE OUT OF YOUR CORPSES!"

[20] <Madgamer> It tastes funny.

"Amarth" said:
It is a bit long, so I won't copy it all, but...

[20] <Madgamer> It tastes funny.

I'll let your imagination do the rest. Whatever you think, it was worse.

<Anonymous1157> He most likely meant George Bushes.

[20] <Murska> But that's only how far it goes, not how fast.

[20] <Madgamer> MUST SEE!

[21:32] <Madgamer> Uggh, now it's smothered all over my clothes.

<Madgamer> Let me finish cleaning my keyboard first.

<Grim|BL> Let's not test again.
<MageKing17|BL> No, let's not.
<Crazy> Do Steam accounts get deleted?
<Crazy> No, apparently.
<Crazy> Then why am i not receiving the email with my account information?
<Grim|BL> ?
<Crazy> Grim, do you remember the name of my Steam account by any chance?
<Grim|BL> Errr...
<Crazy> It would be greatly helpful.
<Grim|BL> Nope.
<Grim|BL> But you ARE on my friends list, if I'm not mistaken.
<Crazy> Perhaps you could check?
<MageKing17|BL> Run through your friends list.
<Grim|BL> STEAMP UPDAETZ LAL

<Grim_Reaper> GMO = Go Masturbate Outside?
<MageKing17|BL> Hey, it works!

[19:24] <Nuk> So I had to change it.
[19:24] <Nuk> And I'm not home.
[19:24] <Nuk> Because the last one got exposed.

[23:57] <+Madgamer> You WERE asking for it >.>

[06:06] <+smart_guy> I really hate seying girls in action

[17:55] <+Amarth> I mean, seriously. You're not going to tell me a computer invented that stuff on the moon.

[17:51] <!OniKoneko> OMFG
[17:51] <!OniKoneko> WHY IS THE LEEK IN HER BUTT?!
[17:51] <+Amarth> W T F?

[17:47] <+Amarth> Though I suppose you can give the program some hints that it has to add in leeks or something.

"Zombie" said:
Don't ask about this one...

[17:51] <!OniKoneko> OMFG
[17:51] <!OniKoneko> WHY IS THE LEEK IN HER BUTT?!
[17:51] <+Amarth> W T F?

<Niwsters> I did recieve it.. Just didn't notice

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"Quanrian" said:

"Tangysloth" said:
ive been paying attention and read every post about cormoon
i just want to say the progress sounds great and im looking forward to the final product
keep up the good work

We appreciate your enthusiasm, and remember to tell as many people as you can about the game so me and Ville can get rich and buy fancy cars !

"Aegis" said:

"biabia" said:
Wanna have some lame ocean backgrounds for your cutscene videos or game titles?
Then you should try Sea 1.0!
Sea 1.0 is a background generator. As its name, Sea give you the power to make any type of ocean scene, water! Base on not-so-powerful realtime engine, it is extremely fast using a supercomputer. You can see the result in real-time, and don't have to waste your time rendering. Furthermore, you can have some mediocre effects like Bloom, Soften, Blur ect. in realtime!!!

*Supercomputer required




Features:

- No art skill needed!
- Advanced coding skill needed instead!
- See above!
- 1D Realtime Wave
- Camera movement across 1 dimension
- Different sky styles (wow!)

And it's free! postage and handling = $1,000,000,000

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They have cool models too! Like this:












Etc.

They’re all last-gen no quality turn-based models and have affordable prices. (Didn't they say it was free?) Hope it help!

Fixed.

"Idiota" said:

"MageKing17" said:
If you need more game suggestions, I've played plenty of freeware in my time, so if you need an obscure, free game, I'm sure I can come up with some for you.

As Amarth would say:

NETHACK DANGIT!

"Amarth" said:
NETHACK DANGIT!

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"Grim Reaper" said:
One can send notices to people in XChat. They're marked by >something< (where "something" represents the nickname or channel you sent the notice to).

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"Aegis" said:
Aha! I've got it!
Spoilez alert!!!



The collective noun of a banana is bunch! And the nose of a banana is that black thing at the top! And if you say Var Equinallin fast enough it sounds suspiciously like "The bunch of noses belonging to a banana!" And once you reverse that it says "!ananab a ot gnignoleb seson fo hcnub ehT" Which roughly sounds like:



"Anna, nab a otter. No! Leg season for Hunch'd eyes nub et?
Did I do good?