Funniest Forum/IRC Quotes Thread Vol. 2

MageKing17 17 years ago

So I wanted to add a little message to the end of the channel topic ("It's almost June! -Mage"). After I did so, however, I noticed I'd made an error with the rest of the topic. After correcting it, I noticed another... and another...

[19:51] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of Monkkonen.net. | Read the server rules... they apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages (sometimes)... | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
[19:51] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of Monkkonen.net. | Read the server rules! They apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages (sometimes)... | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
[19:52] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of <a class="postlink" href="http://www.monkkonen.net">http://www.monkkonen.net</a>. | Read the server rules! They apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages (sometimes)... | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
[19:52] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of <a class="postlink" href="http://www.monkkonen.net">http://www.monkkonen.net</a>. | Read the server rules! They apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages. (Sometimes...) | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
[19:51] <!MageKing17> Ssh, I'm not a perfectionist or anything...

By the way, though you can't see it in this quote, yes, I remembered the colours this time.

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Amarth 17 years ago

And, err, what is so important about June that we need to know more than a week in advance?

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Anarion 17 years ago

I asked him that when he made the changes. He won't say.

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Grim Reaper 17 years ago

Well, June marks the start of Summer Vacation thingummy for some of us.

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Crazy 17 years ago

Or exams... >.>

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Anonymous1157 17 years ago

HAR. I've got four days left until school ends, and you guys still have to wait until June.

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Amarth 17 years ago

My last class is in 12 hours.

But then I have to study for like 4 weeks because exams will follow

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MageKing17 17 years ago

It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.

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Grim Reaper 17 years ago

So Will will have a birthday. I wonder what Will will get as presents. Will you make any guesses at that, Will?

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Amarth 17 years ago

"MageKing17" said:
It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.

Like... The whole month?

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MageKing17 17 years ago

"Amarth" said:
"MageKing17" said:
It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.
Like... The whole month?

...No.

"Grimsy" said:
Blah blah blah, I'm annoying.

...No.

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Anarion 17 years ago

And here we were all thinking it was something important. (Kidding)

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Anonymous1157 17 years ago

The end o' school is important, and doubly so for me since I'm taking all my tests NOW instead of four weeks from now.

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Barebones 17 years ago

"MageKing17" said:
"Amarth" said:
"MageKing17" said:
It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.
Like... The whole month?
...No.

"Grimsy" said:
Blah blah blah, I'm annoying.
...No.

Well technically it does exist within the expanse of the entire month of June.

But what Grimsy suggests does in fact deserve a smack from the belt whip, Conservative American style.

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Nuklearni-okurka 17 years ago

[16:10] Mode píše: ok Ill think a number from 1-10
[16:10] Mode píše: u must guess
[16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: 7
[16:10] Mode píše: guess
[16:10] Mode píše: I didnt thought
[16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: lol
[16:10] Mode píše: already ^^
[16:10] Mode píše: Ill tell u
[16:10] Mode píše: ok
[16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: 6
[16:10] Mode píše: 6
[16:10] Mode píše: lol
[16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: LOL
[16:10] Mode píše: :O

Pwned. I did this many times before when he was going to say something, and i said it instead him

. Btw he said I doesn't read his mind, but I does!

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Crazy 17 years ago

Yes. Ha.

Ha.

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E_net4 17 years ago

...

Ho. -.-

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Nuklearni-okurka 17 years ago

[18:11] <Amarth> My helicopter is out of fuel ,sorry.
[18:11] <Amarth> Damn gas rices.
[18:11] <Amarth> *prices
[18:11] <Grimsy|WoW> GAS RICE!

Rofl.

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Barebones 17 years ago

"Nuklearni-okurka" said:

[18:11] <Amarth> My helicopter is out of fuel ,sorry.
[18:11] <Amarth> Damn gas rices.
[18:11] <Amarth> *prices
[18:11] <Grimsy|WoW> GAS RICE!

Rofl.

Yo sup dawgs, I tricked out dis gas fo realz. Got sum nitro in it, boiiii.

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Amarth 17 years ago

"Anonymous1157" said:
I prolly miserably failed yet again.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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Anarion 17 years ago

"Idiota" said:
From the girlfriends I've had so far, I've found that the less intelligent are orally just as pleasing as the intelligent ones

Yes I am a bad boy with a dirty mind....so what?

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MageKing17 17 years ago

[15:46] * Crazy has quit (Ping timeout: 805 seconds)
[16:24] * Thaif has quit (Quit: I Iz leavin.)
[17:32] * Amarth has quit (Client closed connection)
[17:33] <+Murska> One per hour. That's a nice rate.
[17:33] <+Murska> Who next?
[17:33] <+Murska> Me?
[17:35] <!MageKing17|HW2> I could leave, if you like.
[18:11] * Murska has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

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Murska 17 years ago

I knew it! My computer got stuck, and I decided to continue tomorrow, I closed it, and then looked at the time. And started laughing.

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MageKing17 17 years ago

So, SpeedBlade's a little new to the chatroom, see, and it appears he's a little paranoid that I might do something to him...

[17:53] <!MageKing17> That's it, I'm going to turn on the other computer and fire up MageBot.
[17:53] <+Niwsters> What?
[17:53] * You are now known as MageKing17|BRB
[17:53] <SpeedBlade> What I do!? I'm sorry!!!
[17:54] <+Niwsters> o.o??
[17:54] <SpeedBlade> Niwsters please help... me... please?
[17:54] * SpeedBlade hides behind niwsters
[17:54] <+Niwsters> This is turning out to be more scary than the movie...
[17:55] <SpeedBlade> Shutup, atleast no one is sneaking up on you T_T
[17:55] * You are now known as MageKing17
[17:55] <SpeedBlade> BLLLAAAAHHH he's here!!! Help me!
[17:55] * Ville has kicked SpeedBlade from #monkkonenchat (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[17:56] <!MageKing17> XD
[17:56] <+Niwsters> LOL.

Followed immediately by this little gem...

[17:56] <+Niwsters> Who the fork is he anyways?
[17:56] <!MageKing17> SpeedBlade.
[17:56] <+Niwsters> o.o..
[17:56] <!MageKing17> From the forums. :/
[17:56] <+Niwsters> Right.
[17:56] <+Niwsters> Should start reading them

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Idiota 17 years ago

Just a random statement after I abandoned World of Warcraft for good:

Idiota: My guildmaster just sent me hatemail
Idiota: Life IS Good!

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E_net4 17 years ago

Huh, *laugh*?

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Amarth 17 years ago

The hilarious part here is that Idiota abandoned WoW. I think.

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E_net4 17 years ago

Well, I guess you're right.

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E_net4 17 years ago

<Damath_Mayrels> (I hate Shao Kahn)
<Thrallan> (i hate walking metal)
<Damath_Mayrels> (I hate your head)
<Thrallan> (i hate it too)

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Idiota 17 years ago

Let's see... we have magnetic north, magnetic south, and...?

<Idiota> I wish I had a magnetic field to reflect stupidity.
<Murska> No, I don't think that'd work.
<Murska> And we're too far.
<Amarth> And you'd have to make sure it wouldn't backfire then.
<Murska> How large a radius would that field be?
<Idiota> Doesn't matter.
<Murska> It does.
<Murska> A lot.
<Idiota> So long as /I/ am not hurt by other peoples' stupidity.
<Idiota> Wether it reflects it at the source, or the reciever, it doesn't matter.
<Murska> Would it also reflect stupidity inside it?
<Amarth> I sure hope not.
<Idiota> That would be painful.
<Amarth> I guess...
<Amarth> If you are in the center, that would mean forces to all directions at once.

<Amarth> Boom.
<Idiota> SPLOZAION
<Idiota> Well, assuming it's a device, you can't be in the exact center.
<Idiota> Unless it's an implant.
<Murska> If it reflects to the reciever, any stupidity directed against you would reach you. If it'd reflect to the source, your own stupidity would backfire.
<Idiota> If it's an implant it'd most likely just get ejected from your body.
<Idiota> Which is still painful.
<Idiota> Just a bit less lethal.
<Amarth> Don't quite see how they'd implant it then.
<Amarth> If it'd repel only stupidity.
<Amarth> 'yeah, we tried to do this implant job, but your body somehow reflected it.'
<Idiota> :p
<Idiota> And Murske, you shouldn't see a magnetic field as a shield.
<Idiota> It's a field that reflects stupidity outwards.
<Idiota> Well, not a regular magnetic field ofcourse, but mine would.
<Amarth> So, that's no shield then?
<Amarth> If we assume bullets are just stupid.
<Murska> It repels stupidity outward. Right.
<Idiota> A shield is a clear barrier.
<Murska> What if someone stupid will approach, what would happen?
<Idiota> Pass the barrier, hit the target.
<Anonymous1157> So, if someone would try to shoot you, and they were stupid, it'd backfire?
<Idiota> Murska: The lightest of persons would get shoved backwards.
<Anonymous1157> Wouldn't they actually "WOOOSH" and not be able to continue forward?
<Idiota> But the ironic part is that, as same magnetic poles reflect each other,
<Idiota> the only way to reflect stupidity is with stupidity.
<Idiota> Thus, Idiota
<Amarth> Wait. Is that an elastic or a non-elastic collision?
<Murska> So the person gets shoved, not stupidity itself?
<Anonymous1157> Kinda like a real magnet?
<Anonymous1157> The stupidity's cause gets shoved.
<Murska> Woah. you could never walk in cities anymore.
<Anonymous1157> And Iddy would become a black hole because the magnet works against itself.
<Idiota> Nah.
<Idiota> Reflect stupidity with stupidity,
<Idiota> like I said.
<Idiota> It's why God created pie!
<Amarth> Well, you can't come up against the stupidity of the mass.
<Anonymous1157> But you would have to hold a magnet and turn it on.
<Amarth> So you'd be blocked from entering a city.
<Idiota> Hmm...
<Anonymous1157> It would fly away or throw YOU away.
<Murska> If I'd have that...
<Idiota> Well, let's say that 'stupidity' is a newly discovered magnetic pole.
<Murska> *Shudder*
<Idiota> Then all the people would get ejected out of the city.
<Amarth> So, you'd have North, South and stupidity.
<Amarth> Grand.
<Idiota> The stupid ones at least.
<Murska> I couldn't leave my room.
<Idiota> Rofl
<Murska> You would depopulate earth!
<Idiota> This conversation has peaked itself at Amarth's statement. xD
<Anonymous1157> You'd propel your mother if you left the room! xD
<Murska> And above all, my sister.
<Murska> :p
<Anonymous1157> XD

Let's see... we have magnetic north, magnetic south, and...? [quote]<Idiota> I wish I had a magnetic field to reflect stupidity. <Murska> No, I don't think that'd work. <Murska> And we're too far. <Amarth> And you'd have to make sure it wouldn't backfire then. <Murska> How large a radius would that field be? <Idiota> Doesn't matter. <Murska> It does. <Murska> A lot. <Idiota> So long as /I/ am not hurt by other peoples' stupidity. <Idiota> Wether it reflects it at the source, or the reciever, it doesn't matter. <Murska> Would it also reflect stupidity inside it? <Amarth> I sure hope not. <Idiota> That would be painful. <Amarth> I guess... <Amarth> If you are in the center, that would mean forces to all directions at once. <Amarth> Boom. <Idiota> SPLOZAION <Idiota> Well, assuming it's a device, you can't be in the exact center. <Idiota> Unless it's an implant. <Murska> If it reflects to the reciever, any stupidity directed against you would reach you. If it'd reflect to the source, your own stupidity would backfire. <Idiota> If it's an implant it'd most likely just get ejected from your body. <Idiota> Which is still painful. <Idiota> Just a bit less lethal. <Amarth> Don't quite see how they'd implant it then. <Amarth> If it'd repel only stupidity. <Amarth> 'yeah, we tried to do this implant job, but your body somehow reflected it.' <Idiota> :p <Idiota> And Murske, you shouldn't see a magnetic field as a shield. <Idiota> It's a field that reflects stupidity outwards. <Idiota> Well, not a regular magnetic field ofcourse, but mine would. <Amarth> So, that's no shield then? <Amarth> If we assume bullets are just stupid. <Murska> It repels stupidity outward. Right. <Idiota> A shield is a clear barrier. <Murska> What if someone stupid will approach, what would happen? <Idiota> Pass the barrier, hit the target. <Anonymous1157> So, if someone would try to shoot you, and they were stupid, it'd backfire? <Idiota> Murska: The lightest of persons would get shoved backwards. <Anonymous1157> Wouldn't they actually "WOOOSH" and not be able to continue forward? <Idiota> But the ironic part is that, as same magnetic poles reflect each other, <Idiota> the only way to reflect stupidity is with stupidity. <Idiota> Thus, Idiota <Amarth> Wait. Is that an elastic or a non-elastic collision? <Murska> So the person gets shoved, not stupidity itself? <Anonymous1157> Kinda like a real magnet? <Anonymous1157> The stupidity's cause gets shoved. <Murska> Woah. you could never walk in cities anymore. <Anonymous1157> And Iddy would become a black hole because the magnet works against itself. :P <Idiota> Nah. <Idiota> Reflect stupidity with stupidity, <Idiota> like I said. <Idiota> It's why God created pie! <Amarth> Well, you can't come up against the stupidity of the mass. <Anonymous1157> But you would have to hold a magnet and turn it on. <Amarth> So you'd be blocked from entering a city. <Idiota> Hmm... <Anonymous1157> It would fly away or throw YOU away. <Murska> If I'd have that... <Idiota> Well, let's say that 'stupidity' is a newly discovered magnetic pole. <Murska> *Shudder* <Idiota> Then all the people would get ejected out of the city. <Amarth> So, you'd have North, South and stupidity. <Amarth> Grand. <Idiota> The stupid ones at least. <Murska> I couldn't leave my room. <Idiota> Rofl <Murska> You would depopulate earth! <Idiota> This conversation has peaked itself at Amarth's statement. xD <Anonymous1157> You'd propel your mother if you left the room! xD <Murska> And above all, my sister. <Murska> :p <Anonymous1157> XD[/quote]

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Anonymous1157 17 years ago

A whole mess of weird crap happened today. Anyone who wasn't logging it just missed out on the funniest junk on the whole damn planet.

[2007-06-21 14:19] * E_net4 grabs the chair.
[2007-06-21 14:19] * E_net4 throws it aside.
[2007-06-21 14:19] <Grimsy|N64Emu> Using third person storytelling in posts would make the story more...unified.
[2007-06-21 14:19] * Anonymous1157 uses the deleting STool on the E and Nuk NPCs
[2007-06-21 14:20] * Nuk is not an NPC
[2007-06-21 14:20] <E_net4> ...
[2007-06-21 14:20] <Amarth> Yeah, pretty much. Lots better than 'oh I misunderstood you, just forget it'.
[2007-06-21 14:20] <E_net4> That's not possible!
[2007-06-21 14:20] * Anonymous1157 respawns the two NPCs in the jail.
[2007-06-21 14:20] <Anonymous1157> STFU.
[2007-06-21 14:21] <E_net4> You don't STFU me!
[2007-06-21 14:21] <Grimsy|N64Emu> Dude, he just did.

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E_net4 17 years ago

Complete version:

<Nuk> Noob watchs the planet explode
<Nuk> Oh, it was my screensvaver
<E_net4> "watchs" does not exist!
<Nuk> stfu
* E_net4 slaps Nuk.
<Anonymous1157> You mean DO not exist.
* Nuk throws a chair at Eddy
<Amarth> That screensaver thing was a brilliant thing to say.
* Anonymous1157 looks at the arm-fitting clock
<Anonymous1157> It was? Did you mean that in a good way?
* E_net4 grabs the chair.
* E_net4 throws it aside.
<Grimsy|N64Emu> Using third person storytelling in posts would make the story more...unified.
* Anonymous1157 uses the deleting STool on the E and Nuk NPCs
* Nuk is not an NPC
<E_net4> ...
<Amarth> Yeah, pretty much. Lots better than 'oh I misunderstood you, just forget it'.
<E_net4> That's not possible!
* Anonymous1157 respawns the two NPCs in the jail.
<Anonymous1157> STFU.
<E_net4> You don't STFU me!
<Grimsy|N64Emu> Dude, he just did.
<Grimsy|N64Emu> Anywho.
* Nuk is not an npc
<E_net4> But he shouldn't!